A girl, a dog and a diaper...

See above post for pics for this story!







Avery got some diapers for her baby dolls for Christmas (thanks you to my sister, Krista!) so she's been putting diapers on all of her baby dolls. New Years day we were all laying around in the living room, digesting the HUGE meal I had just made. We were snuggling under the electric blanket in the living room.

Max had been laying on the blanket with us. Something about the heat from that blanket makes Max sleepy and he just laid there while Avery tortured him. She grabbed a doll diaper and here's the dialogue:

Avery: "Okay Max, time for your Diaper! Come here and lay down like a good boy!"(grabs Max's legs, flips him over and now he's laying on his back, not moving... accepting his fate)

Me: "Avery don't hurt Max, play nice with him"

Avery: "Mommy, what's that? What's that? What's that?" (She's begun asking questions several times in a row, not allowing any time for me to respond between questions)

Me: (sigh) "That's where Max tee-tee's from...NOW STOP TOUCHING IT!" (Max is still on his back, not moving...I think he is liking this! EWWWW!!!!)

Avery: "Oh"
She then pretends to dab at Max's private area with a fake baby doll wipe and then she grabs the doll diaper and does a pretty good job of putting it on him.

Avery: "There you go Max, Now don't poo-poo in your diaper, go to the potty like a big girl"

Max still laying on his back, not moving, paralyzed by the heat from the electric blanket. I guess he'd rather be diapered like a baby than get away from the intoxicating warmth of electic heat.

Later in the day, he was still laying on the blanket, wearing the doll diaper until I took it off of him when he asked to go outside.